I was pleasantly surprised by an exception about jarring Golden Globe nominations: "Tourism."
Why Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp would be male actress nominations for a critique of cinema have agreed is a huge salaud?
Film completely bombed at the box office this weekend, pulling in an unfortunate (relatively) 17 million, while the third episode of "Narnia" earned $ 24.5 million. For the record, "Witch Apprentice" and "COP" had stronger openings this year.
We were totally psyched for this film because we thought Johnny and Angelina create Fireworks. We thought that, "will they fall in love?" That they could be the next Brangelina? OH, and there is a scene of shower NU? "But there is no chemistry is located on the screen. Many critics that the only thing break on top of the brazzell is the Office of tourism in Venice.
I'm not going to get out of the spoilers for the occasion, but say simply that if wooden acting was not bad enough, there are twisting invalid silent obscenely parcel the rest of the film, which lets you (if you see error) wonder why they bothered making the first half.
In case you have not followed the plot goes something like this: British officer Elise (Angelina Jolie) ropes American Mathematical dopey teacher Frank (Johnny Depp) in posing as her lover in Venice after receiving a note that he had received 20 million plastic surgery and she needed to find a doppelganger for men after him his track. Russian thugs then hunt the Professor of mathematics, thinking it is toddlers agent who stole tons of money on their.
You can't get much more bitter than Peter Travers at Rolling Stone review who said: "in a year of craptaculars,"The Tourist"merit burial at the bottom of the heap of manure 2010" before calling Jolie a "dummy procedure".
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